i can’t believe it
this is my first time ever hearing gangnam style and wow what a way to experience a new thing
IM SO HAPPY
That was fantastic.
A bird is officially a better dancer than I am.
Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever
One time I bought condoms and super glue at the same time. The university name plate had come off of my license plate frame.
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When people try to talk to me about their kids and show me pictures:
When people try to talk to me about their cats and show me pictures:
It’s always a good day when asshole pygmy goat is on my dash.
worth scrolling all the way up to reblog
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (best of) (by bleubonbontv)
Ryan just eat your cereal you little shit.
Now this would get me to watch soccer.
Sex in Video Games
I SPAT EVERYTHING THE SIMS
(english subtitles availabe - I recommend once through without then once with)
The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active
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