Video reblogged from Nerdy Community with 18,229 notes
i can’t believe it
this is my first time ever hearing gangnam style and wow what a way to experience a new thing
IM SO HAPPY
That was fantastic.
A bird is officially a better dancer than I am.
Source: zeppelis
Post reblogged from Aimless Scribbles with 27,047 notes
Cosmo Tip 5437:
Secretly use super glue instead of lube so you can be together forever
One time I bought condoms and super glue at the same time. The university name plate had come off of my license plate frame.
Source: tyranosaurus-banks
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When people try to talk to me about their kids and show me pictures:

When people try to talk to me about their cats and show me pictures:

Photoset reblogged from The Next Always with 180,850 notes
It’s always a good day when asshole pygmy goat is on my dash.
Source: mattchew03
Photoset reblogged from Boop. with 149,190 notes
worth scrolling all the way up to reblog
Source: carl-sagan
Video reblogged from Ruse Tube with 18 notes
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (best of) (by bleubonbontv)
Ryan just eat your cereal you little shit.
Photo reblogged from Tastefully Offensive GIFs with 14,390 notes
Now this would get me to watch soccer.
Source: crisssy101
Video reblogged from Awkward Seduction with 54,628 notes
Sex in Video Games
I SPAT EVERYTHING THE SIMS
Hahahahahahahaha
(english subtitles availabe - I recommend once through without then once with)
Source: nsfwhumor
Photo reblogged from Herrow ^-^ with 57,893 notes
The final, brilliant word on passive voice.
“She was killed [by zombies.]” <—- passive
“Zombies killed [by zombies] her.” <—- active
Source: mightymur
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