Can’t argue with that. [x]
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
Broad City has made me a fan of Hannibal Buress.
LEGO Batman [picturesinboxes]
i dont remember this part of the bible
After the night he had, neither did Jesus.
out of it
I want this in my tummy now
One time I was out shopping with my mom and I started playing with a display thing, and she was like “What are you doing?” and I sarcastically was like “Worshiping Satan, obviously” and she was like “Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy”
angelina jolie’s daughter
and gwen stefani’s son
both so cute
Parenting done right
ugh. this is so wrong. how can you support someone letting their kid wear socks on grass. do you know how hard it is to wash those stains out?
I thought I was going to have to yell at someone for being a close minded asswipe but that was the biggest plot twist of my life.
but no seriously those stains are a bitch to get out
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is “act natural, you’re innocent”.
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