Pretty much just random cute, funny, and cool stuff I'm not too lazy to reblog.

22nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Side notes: with 138,058 notes

collectionsofnothing:

Awesome

Tagged: nailed it

Source: sandandglass

22nd September 2014

Photo reblogged from ♡F E L I C I A ♡ with 174,517 notes

minazarei:


asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

minazarei:

asperatus cloud x

IT’S LIKE WATCHING THE WAVES ABOVE YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

Source: dilfgod

22nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from oh jeez. with 183,416 notes

theladypipsqueak:

salparadisewasright:

theladypipsqueak:

MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.

"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"

a li tter box cae k„

congratulations on turning 91

thanks

Source: thesmuttypirate

22nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Somewhere in Between with 498,262 notes

marvelous-gallifrey:

takenbyabook:

beben-eleben:

Six-Word Stories That Are Absolutely Heart-Breaking

OH MY GOD.

You forgot the original six-word memoir by Hemingway - “For sale: baby shoes, never worn.” 

Source: beben-eleben

22nd September 2014

Photo reblogged from SMOSH-B-GOSH with 56 notes

yummyfoooooood:

Gooey Cheeseburger & Tater Tots

yummyfoooooood:

Gooey Cheeseburger & Tater Tots

Source: yummyfoooooood

22nd September 2014

Photoset reblogged from if i were any older i could act my age with 18,579 notes

brutereason:

The Woman Against Feminism Twitter is my favorite.

Source: brutereason

22nd September 2014

Post reblogged from Apparently Fish Need Bicycles. with 48,680 notes

johnnysjetpack:

tchy:

dark-vowelled:

sclez:

durendals:

there is literally no difference between academic scholars discussing their interpretations of a text and a bunch of people yelling YOUR HEADCANON IS WRONG at each other

As a Masters student I can vouch for this.

The difference is citations.

image

Source: durendals

22nd September 2014

Photo reblogged from Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr with 11,425 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

Grown-ups are weird. [via]

tastefullyoffensive:

Grown-ups are weird. [via]

21st September 2014

Photo reblogged from freakshow with 107,256 notes

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

Source: malformalady

21st September 2014

Photo reblogged from Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr with 36,138 notes

So true it hurts a little.

So true it hurts a little.

Source: onlytwitterpics

21st September 2014

Photo reblogged from Tastefully Offensive on Tumblr with 155,479 notes

smoshbuscusdawson:

Phantom of the Opurrah

smoshbuscusdawson:

Phantom of the Opurrah

Source: catasters

21st September 2014

Photo reblogged from Opulence with 66,166 notes

devilvsdemon:

spordeliaaa:

me whenever my plane lands.

^ all the feels

devilvsdemon:

spordeliaaa:

me whenever my plane lands.

^ all the feels

Tagged: i hella like flying thoit's just a funny post

21st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Stranded here on planet Earth with 243,605 notes

Source: dajo42

21st September 2014

Photo reblogged from Opulence with 2,734 notes

Source: geekologie.com

21st September 2014

Audio post reblogged from freakshow with 406,872 notes - Played 2,071,147 times

worstpal:

ask-heichouu:

novur:

SO SOME ASSHOLE GOT HOLD OF MY PHONE AND CHANGE ALL MY CONTACT NAMES, ICONS AND RINGTONES TO THIS FUCKING THING

SO NOW WHENEVER I GET A CALL MY PHONE THINKS IT’S BEING ALL CUTE LIKE “it is a mystery” FUCK YOU MAN

This is a blessed post and that ringtone is the cutest thing BUT I CAN NEVER FIND THE FUCKING POST FOR LIKE FIVE YEARS

i want someone to do this to my phone

Source: novur